A jehovah's witness gave me a pamphlet on Life in a Peaceful New World today at the grocery store. This was after Scarlett's weeping and wailing over the lack of juice in our cart and Ezra's throw-down with Georgia over who got to hold the box of cinnamon graham crackers, but before the writhing tantrum about the "ugly napkins" Georgia insisted we not buy.
As for this New World...
obviously my kids are not invited.
ps-I had like three different people offer to help while shopping (unloading my cart, packing my bags, etc). I have to wonder if it's because they were nice people who offered to help the harried mom of four or if I so obviously had lost control. my guess is both.