Introducing Lifferth Version 5.0

Introducing the latest Kansas Lifferth model (version 5.0) - Fischer Jack.  He arrived yesterday morning (August 26th) at 3:44am, after checking into the hospital at 2:20am.  He weighed in at 6lbs 15.7oz and is 18.5 inches long.

Some of the version 5.0 updates:
1 - Smaller, rounder ears, a notable Holyoak influence...may have also resulted from wrestling matches in the womb - victory is obvious, but opponent was not.
2 - Dark hair (previously dark hair was only available with the female model).
3 - Increased toe length (we may have overdone it in this department)
4 - Dusky complexion (last seen in model 3.0)
5 - Stork bites clearly visible on version 4.0 have been removed for version 5.0.
6 - Improved suction power and stamina.
7 - Improved sound criteria over previous models, although long term testing has not been completed and higher decibel levels are still likely to be experienced long term.
8 - Speedy delivery - approximately 84 minutes after request submitted at hospital (approximately 6 minute improvement over version 4.0)
9 - Improved manufacturing time - version 5.0 rolled out 18 days under budget, a 2 day improvement over version 4.0.
10 - Version 5.0 is slightly heavier than version 4.0, but packaging is notably slimmer.
11 - Other improvements and are yet to be determined, but are expected to surface in the days, weeks, months, and years to come.

[full credit goes to my creative husband, Spencer, for the announcement!]

Welcome to the world, Fischer Jack!